The rabbit is such a perfect name for that dildo cause it’s like getting fucked by a rabbit. It seems like it was invented by a man with all its features. Its a vibrator, but it’s also a flashlight, a pair of scissors and a toothpick! Lelo is the way to go.

oh I see we are exact opposites here. I like my meat crispy and burnt on the outside. If I can still have it moist on the inside than bonus, but above all, bring me that shit looking cooked.

You think meat is generally gross but will still get down on a rare steak? What do you find gross about it then?

Chicken and turkey are so much less offensive than everything else you listed. At least they won’t be bleeding on your plate as you cut into it.

This is exactly right.

I listened to him tell me how to pronounce karrueche like 20 times I still can't get it. But he's very therapeutic.

I agree. I feel for what she’s going through and I agree she should punish David. But do it by leaving his ass and taking half. Don’t show your kids what a weak pile of woman would do. Like he’s her daddy, David there’s fat on it! David the sauce of full of sugar!! I want to fuck another woman FOR David just to put it…

I like that kid who told her that she was tired of seeing her with tears in her eyes and to knock it off. It’s like she was trying to say mom, if you aren’t happy with dad then leave him, but get it the fuck together.

respectfully disagree

Last weekend was very hot so I drizzled some cold water on my cats. I thought they would hate it, but they loved it. It was as if I had taken them to a water park they were running around and playing and shaking it off. Who knew?

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Yep. I mean, if some watering needed to be done in the yard he might pop out in the undies and do a little watering. If a neighbor came by, oops you caught me in my undies. Nothing TOO embarrassing for a teenaged daughter.

If you grew up in the Bay Area in the 90s, you’ve prolly seen my dads Hanes.

A giant Irishman! He was also a big crier. Like play 3 notes of Danny Boy and cue the water works. 275 pounds of gentle giant.

My dad was a big fan of tighty whities. Like day is over, pants are off. My friends would come over and there was dad having a lively chat with them in his underwear. Daaaad.

Sorry i didn’t mean to reply to this but I have and can’t delete it. So. Hi.

People would accuse her of being narcissistic if she spoke about her philanthropy but not if she does vogue just for the cover and posts a billion pictures and videos of herself being cute? I see her super polished PR is working aces on you.

I’m not familiar with it because she never tells me about it. I’m all ears Beyonce! This would have been such a great time to shine a spotlight on it. What are you up to besides dancing in your living room in leotards?

Over on another article commenters are ripping people apart for not doing more to improve the plight of black people in this country. Beyoncé goes on Vogue magazine and turns down a chance to do an interview and its crickets. Nothing you want to talk about Beyoncé?