cancanstan
cancanstan
cancanstan

Ever since I was a little girl, I have dreamt of a handsome and kind man creating an elaborate emergency, inconveniencing hundreds of people, dragging me from my car where firey embers rain down upon me and then he asks me to marry him. Yes! Yes! I would say in my dreams.

WHAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP THANKS

Yeah this shit drives me crazy. We killed this topic dead last week. Looking forward to catching the Iowa State Fair wrap up part 2 next week.

He has a history of abusing women, so you are correct to hate him.

Does it really solve the problem if we take the life of this tumor? Let's not compound a tragedy, the tumor stays. I'm not pretending this is easy.

Yes!! And yet Terrence Howard is on vogue and on TV and everyone seems cool with it! Dudes on tmz getting sympathy for crying on the stand in court because this could ruin his career, though it’s looking like no, but GOOD!!! It should ruin your career.

I’m sure tupac would be thrilled.

Holy shit. That was fantastic.

Oh shoot, sorry Terrence we had to put your face on the fold.

I love that we are calling bridesmaids BMs these days.

Dr Phil, any thoughts?

I hope so.

It’s someone who’s paying way too much attention to the extravagahhnza of it all.

That photo is just rude.

I am one too. But I like to think she's worse than me. Cuddley little teddy bear may have been over stating it.

Im always the one offering to take the photo, I don’t really like my picture taken. But at the same time, I want my nieces or future kids to be able to see my when I was young. I should just find one photo I like of myself and it can be my flat Stanley and I will place it in various locations and photograph it to show

She is truly one of the most aggressive and confrontational women I've ever witnessed. But I love that about her. She makes me feel like a cuddley little teddy bear.

I could teach the opposite seminar as Lena Dunham. I came back from Asia with one blurry half photo of my face and about a billion pictures of buses. I swear, I was there!

Egg nog is basically an ice cream base. Over the holidays, pour a carton of egg nog straight into your ice cream maker with a few shots of brandy and thank me later.