boooooo

Sometimes you think someone’s a good person and they turn into a complete asshole overnight.

Pretty sure Maria Shriver thought she had the unattractive nanny beat covered until she found out schwartzenegger had a teenager with her.

Jesus, to be clear, I mean that I think Kendall might be a lesbian and not that she will only date black men as stated above.

I should just mark all as read. Problem solved! I recently imported all these emails from a work account to my gmail. It took over a month. Sorry gmail ;)

I don’t think Nick is Kendall’s, ahem, type.

I use my email as a database of my life. Like, remember that Thai slaw I made in 2008? I think I emailed that recipe once, therefore, I have a trail. I search and like magic its back in my life. I can’t just delete things willy nilly, I will lose the trail! But I would say 65% of it is junk.

The red bubble over my email currently reads 51,279. Send help.

Pretty easily. Also, stop leaving me voicemails.

Sure, but what’s he doing for the next 499 days?

300 in LA for a cut/color too. And that’s for the “junior” stylist.

I bought the season on iTunes on an airplane. For a friend.

Sorry but your photo interpretation is wrong. 1. It’s nighttime. Its staying light in la pretty late right now, so this looks like at least 9 pm. 2. She’s looking right at the camera, he’s not. She knows the camera is there.

She looks better than me now and I’m 32. But I’m not posting photos of myself online like a desperate loser. We are loser-y in different ways.

This has to be false. The “girls” must have been difficult. You’re telling me newlyweds: the first years, ladies of London, fucking all those bullshit tabitha shows had more viewers than gallery girls? That show was pure gold. I had straight male friends watching it. It is a disgrace and a travesty that it has been…

WHY NOT GALLERY GIRLS?

I probably ridicule men taking and posting selfies more than women. I hate this whole concept soooo much.

Sure, she absolutely has. But she posted this photo. Any one who is posting stupid pictures of their stupid faces online deserves to be ridiculed.

“Wow, Madonna looks great!” said no one.

I hate Pinterest so much. It is the most useless website. I curse Pinterest everytime Im googling something hard to find and think I’ve found it only to discover it’s on someones stupid god damn Pinterest page. Oh thanks, big help. It’s the number one website of hey, anyone know where I can get this? Cause I don’t.