Thanks. I keep saying you need some lows in life so you can really know and appreciate the highs. Those highs can come along annnny minute now, perspective received.

I deleted the memory, because I had no choice. They were ripped from my arms.

I know, it's killing me. I have attempted and failed to star so many comments lately.

I deleted literally everything after my break up. Facebook, Twitter, gawker commenter profile, friends, job, house, cats everything. I lost my whole life 3 years ago. I might like to go back and revisit a photo every once in a while with out a Facebook post notifying everyone that I’m back! I think this is genius.

Maybe you're just like the rest of them and you're not used to Ramona being selfish. She can be selfish too, OKAY?

He fucked the nanny guys. It was a matter of time. Him getting all buff for Batman, her getting deep into her love for Chicos and LL bean. The writing was on the wall.

What do you mean? She just wants a guy who can take care of her. And then she can take care of him in ya know, other ways ;) ;) ;)

ahahaha this is a worse landslide than the WWHL poll last night

Little known fact: The only woman who has ever been pregnant longer than Ashlee Simpson is Jessica Simpson during her 1st pregnancy. That was longest known human pregnancy since we’ve been keeping record.

Propofol

This seems to be a common theme.

Thank god I live alone. My biggest concern is if my double duty cat litter holds up to its name.

Your mum is going to be very disappointed Max Vanderpump.

Cool diagram. I’m a visual learner, so it really helped to be able to picture the fart.

I would love to see the short list that Behind Closed Ovens came out on top of.

I would like to remind you all that according to the official “Would U?” poll something like half of you WOULD fuck Shia LeBeouf.

Is it really fair to post this right above a post about Ginuwine and Channing Tatum? Mmmmm look at this tasty mac and cheese now would you like an egg white and spinach and broccoli omelette? Nah - i’m cool.

Listen buddy, I’m gonna need you to hold still.

This article made me squirm with discomfort. I love my mom but god, this is a nightmare. Like, my shoulders are up by my ears right now I am so tense.

I’ve been using dermalogica since I was your age. It works so well for my skin and if you work the system with sales, points and samples it’s not that expensive. I was in a fancy facialist office in Bev hills on Friday and they complimented my skin and I felt happy that I was paying 1/4 what my boss pays. It’s still…