My neighbors an elderly hoarder and after discovering a rat infestation in her house, she left her door open for the hot summer night and I saw rats crawling up her walls eating the frame of the house, I called social services. We live in a triplex so it’s a house split in 3, I’m in the middle. Girl in the first house…
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If your kid is kicking my chair and you aren’t doing anything about it, I am going to have words with your kid. I guess this wasn’t so much a story as it is a warning.
I thought we had a deal, Philippines. Smdh.
Yep. Randilyn re: the body in Demi Moore’s pool.
I am still laughing about we don’t swim in your grave please don’t die in our pool.
Nice to see Terrence Howard in that orange jumpsuit, it suits him. Given that he has been accused multiple times of beating his wife, I can't get behind this show and it bums me out cause cookie seems fun.
“I was super stressed out and I looked on the ground and there were two little margaritas and I think I drank one. I am not even sure. That mixture of [treatment center prescribed medication] so that is why I probably drank.”
He looks to me like we’re trying to line up a face on an image of a ball sack. Little to the left, ok that’s perfect.
Audible skin tag FTW
Just the kind of thing a LOSER and an IDIOT would do.
Yeah, I'm more like Dorothy Zbornak in this scenario.
For Kelly Taylor alone.
Doug savant and Josie bissett are spot on. Andrea is trying really hard, I see you girl!
When has Jezebel ever not liked Amy Schumer?
Right? They look like yellowing acrylics after the polish is removed. I also really want to know how you wipe your ass with those.
oh yeah Calvin loves Taylor more. Riiiight.
Kelly Clarkson Since you Been Gone is such a fantastic gym/car song. Pete Holmes said it best “Kelly Clarkson: Volume up! Windows up!”
It looks like Taylor got herself a pair of Secret Bangs™
Ahahaha the Scott disick smiling photos are the best. So natural Scott!