Those tattoos are terrible and I feel bad for her. The bows not right. Pinks and Jennifer Albas are cute bows. This ones skinny and limp. The red flower looks like a rash. Maybe a little color differentiation would have helped. Or you know, if it were 1/4 the size.

That photo of Scott tells me he had two choices. Pose for the annoying photo, placing the pills behind his back so they are not seen or refuse and have the girl photograph him as he leaves, pills in hand. This is the smartest thing Scott’s done in awhile.

Guy used to come into my store every day at lunch, spend 30 minutes in the bathroom and come out with such a perverted look on his face. It was like he enjoyed knowing that we knew he was masterbating. We eventually asked him to not come back and I avoid public restrooms at all costs.

I sat across and down the way a bit from Cloris at one of those communal tables once. She ordered a 4 minute egg which I respected tremendously for its specificity. Basically, we had breakfast together.

Banal is definitely going around. Everyone is dipping their toes in the water with this word right now. More to come!

mmm hungover, broken Ben is my kinda Ben.

Hey - that’s ok. Definitely didn’t mean to make it a pity party. I didn’t even realize that that was such a shitty thing until recently when I mentioned to my mom how I had found out and she was shocked. I felt like there was no good way to get that news so it didn’t matter. I didn’t cry either I was very matter of…

I found out my dad died by hearing a speakerphone call between two friends saying, I just drove by cancanstans parents house. Her dad just died. There's no good way to receive terrible news.

I felt like that was more a response to being on camera while processing the news. She's still in performance mode, she's a pro and she knows damn well bravo was going to use that footage.

How do you explain her head in the Not a Butt theory? Also, am I seeing tattoos? That or someone needs to head to the podiatrist because their toe is rotting off.

It’s not Vancouver, it’s traveling together. All of a sudden all the little things you do to cope with your terrible relationship are gone. Your boyfriend can’t jerk off, you can’t go smoke a little weed or hide at your computer or whatever you do to get away. You’re just together, in one room, having FUN!!! The…

Brad and Jen vacationed before they split. Anyone who has ever traveled with their partner knows how stressful traveling can be on the relationship. I always figured that was the last straw. But Ben/Jen and Chris/Gwyneth did it after, as if to sequester themselves and their family from the intense media coverage. They…

I can use the word just 10 times in a paragraph and not even notice it, my eyes *breeze over it. I have to consciously go back and remove the justs.

Fun Summer Party Tip: Try adding PEAS to your guacamole at your next dinner party! Then sit back and wait as each of your friends lines up to punch you straight in the face.

thanks for the uterus punch.

I wonder if I started a gofundme page listing all the racist, homophobic and generally horrible things my boss says and does on a daily basis would people donate to my quitting my job fund? I only need like, two weeks pay to cover my lapse in employment.

I saw a woman who was probably 50 on a skateboard on Monday in Santa Monica. It’s spreading.

You’d think there would have been signs, ya know?

I don’t think so. I think if they couldn’t stand each other this would have happened some time after that awful Oscar speech. And they wouldn’t have been at that farmers market a few weeks ago. This rings of conscious uncoupling to me.

He is doing her a solid because I am sure he made more money during the marriage. It’s about as sweet as it can be. Unlike Tom Cruise who did the exact opposite and filed days before their 10 year anniversary screwing her out of her half by hours.