I had a flight to catch and I had just ditched my boyfriend at tsa I didn’t know what was going to happen or what my options were. I walked away kinda laughing like I can’t believe that just happened! It’s only in reflection that I’m like, that doesn’t happen to everyone? That was fucked up, right?

Hyphenating your kids name is such a dick move. It just puts it on the next generation to decide. What about when little Oliver Dolan-Burns grows up and marries Jennifer Kern-Sandberg? Should their kids be little Dolan-Burns-Kern-Sandbergs? Ugggh. Just pick one.

Right? Once your mind registers it one way its so hard to see it the other way.

I said in my OP that they made me take my shirt off and that’s not exactly true. They were doing this same thing rooting around my breasts and body trying to determine what was under there, and I had a sweatshirt on with a bra under, so I eventually just lifted it up to show them. I remember being like, look, I know…

Yeah, I did that. The under wire on a lady of certain breast sizes bra is enough metal to set off the alarms. They were scanning that stick over my tits and they were like, something isn’t adding up here. That’s when we went to get some more privacy, presumably for me to remove my clothing. That was how I felt as…

I have definitely used them to my advantage as far as smuggling goods, but that day I was not.

They didn’t MAKE me. But they brought me into a private room and were touching me so much and looking at each other so questionably that I was like here, ok! I’ll just show you so we can all move along with our days. It was heavily implied that it would be very helpful if I lifted my top. I had a sweatshirt on with a…

This has happened to me with my hair but also my enormous boobs on my small in comparison frame. I have been fully felt up and one time I was taken into a private room where they asked me to remove my top. I did, I showed them my enormous breasts I was like here, ok? See? Then the two ladies decided to swab my pants…

Coffee flavored taffy is the only taffy worth eating. Fucking banana taffy and all the others can beat it.

The only reason you are getting away with Mary Louise Streep is because you have distracted us with all this cute tail.

Your bunnys nose looks a bit like a tiny cat face. On my iPhone I thought I was looking at a big, tiny-faced angry cat.

Way to adopt an older cat! You're a hero!

Ah, Thank you. Someone needs to tell her to stay off twitter for a little while she’s not doing herself any favors.

I wish we got names.

Waiiiit. So now she’s a good strong woman but yesterday she was a wussy acting agent #douchebag. This is pills right? This has got to be pills.

who’s the angel AC and who’s the devil?!

Thank you for confirming that my job is indeed killing me. I have applied for 3 jobs already this week, so here’s hoping.

Maybe not directly, but my stressful job causes me to drink a ton of coffee in the morning, I don’t get a break and I can’t eat when I’m stressed. In fact, I can barely eat all day long until I get home and have one large meal at night when I am mellow enough to stomach it. I know how unhealthy that is and that is…

Obviously. But sadly, not an option. There is no steeper decent in my heart than Jordan Catalano to modern day Jared Leto.

My decision was based solely on the fact that I believe he would give me an expensive present of some sort when we were done.