Sorry, no. There are no winners in this game.

Ugh, who’d you rather p diddy or Jared Leto now.

Oh noooo. Some of us are just not the relaxing type. As a wearer of all black, some people will try this bullshit on me. It is never appreciated.

Let this be a lesson.

Yeah - fuck that. At a party last week my boss pointed to some animal shit on the lawn and yelled across the large property to me in front of some guests and other employees there is some type of animal droppings over here lets get this taken care of! I laughed. I’m like you’ve got the wrong girl!

Everytime I see a celebrity walking a dog for a photo op/planned meet up with paparazzi I think to myself: how long did that poor assistant spend making sure this dog shit at home and not in front of the cameras. Everytime I see a celebrity picking up dog shit I'm like someone's getting fired!

The slip factor is real though.

I am an assistant to a rich bitch in bev hills and I can’t tell you how many times I have wished a little dog would take a shit in barneys just to see what their lady owner would do.

I bet Piers hates Madonna cause she moved to England and all of a sudden felt like she was a British citizen and had a right to comment about their society.

GOT IT ILL SPREAD THE WORD THX

Fucking amateur hour over here.

Totally, in California, it’s akin to a sandal. In New York it’s akin to those paper things you get when you get a pedicure, like ug, you must have had NO other choice.

I know, ug, you guys put your garbage on the street there wtf. I had to really focus myself to walk on the center of my flip flops, no skin touching anything. But like, I get home, I wash up and it’s slipper time. It’s not like I get home rub peanut butter all over my feet and lick it off, who cares?

Special occasions call for fancy flip flops.

rockymtnaqua does not play when it comes to flip flips.

NBD.

Different set of rules for men. I know, it’s bullshit.

Flip flops are the main difference between New York and California. Wear flip flops in New York and people will look at you like you are actual dog shit. I can wear flip flops to a wedding in California and it’s fine.

European bra sizing brings me back to learning the alphabet: 36 f is a,b,c,d,e,f ok that’s a 36ddd. I’m in that area as well sister. I hope you like them, I hate them. I grew them in 9th grade it’s too much.

This is the weirdest thread ever half of us are talking about Jason momoa and the other half of us are talking about pink socks. Had to double check what you want to spread on crackers.