There she is!

Me too. Always a tough day.

I wanted to know! I...I...I'm going back to bed.

I’m glad I could inspire you all with my pasta nachos in college in 2004. They were made with penne and pretty much everything we had in the pantry. I believe ruffles made an appearance.

I would have been bowling like wtf is everyone talking about?

Me too back when I was on Facebook I could see high school people talking about it and I think I even joined the group but no one invited me anywhere. One day there were just pictures up. It reminded me: oh yea fuck those guys.

I have a beach! But it's in California...

Look out for Taylor Swifts new album #dropsofwisdom in 2016

Taylor swift has many original ideas. I just had a thought guys. It’s time women stand up for women. You’re welcome.

That’s awesome, I’m the same way. I texted my best friend last night a photo and a story of my new shoes I was so excited about and she wrote back: cute! Which is a novel compared to her normal: k. She just doesn’t get text. We laugh about it. She says: ha.

Well done.

As yes, the old biz term Monkey See, Monkey Do. It’s a biz thing, you prolly don’t know about it.

I recall a couple of sad friends at the entrance of a festival one time trying to figure out what to do with their pipes. I was just like give them to me, give them all to me. When I was done they thought I was magic.

oh sure but I bet she can’t smuggle booze and weed into festivals between her tits. Where’s that challenge because I win!

I love this. It reminds me of when those people bought a house across the street from westboro baptist church and painted it rainbow.

I am not a trained professional I dropped out of culinary school when a bad break up made it financially impossible. But I still love to dream about it. Thanks!

Nope. Is it a good food movie? Sounds like it.

I know that is Kelly Osbourne but all I see is Amy poehler.

I am dissappointed that everyone is crucifying this writer for doing what we do here - making light of the bullshit in our lives. You guys suck today.

I would like to start a petition to get Kelly Osbourne fired from her job but she doesn't have one.