Doesn’t matter had sex.

You know it’s bad when Claire McCaskill is unloading on Republicans. The Elizabeth Warrens and Kamala Harris’ of the world might be more fiery, outspoken and even progressive than she is, but their “campaigning” for reelection is really just a victory lap.

Those Republican snowflake senators are so afraid of the backlash if there were an open debate. They pray that Trump’s future antics will serve to distract us.

Think that’s just a motion trail from a ninja chihuahua running by.

That mold photo! It looks like it was just totally ignored. HOW?! What can the dude spraying possibly do at that point!? Burn the house down and start over is the only solution.

Too fucking right on the plumbing. We had to replace our terra cotta sewer pipe (root grew right through) and had to get a tree cut down to get to it. And to get to the tree properly, part of our fence had to come down.

ghosts

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

I have never seen him express even a measure of regret for any tweet he’s made so far, so my guess is... the twelfth of never?

Technically yes, but that’s not really what’s happening here. Durant is making an independent calculation that he’ll be good enough in the near future that he can get his max contract any season he chooses. He doesn’t need the Warriors to promise him that in order to know it will be available to him.

In fact, they are probably thrilled they can point to a liberal as the racist “one” in their midst.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

His brain came out of a can with the word “Hormel” on it.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

But my state (Florida) is surprisingly well-run and properly-funded. So what does our idiot GOP legislature and Gov Voldemort continually try to do? Undermine it by pushing new hires in the direction of a “personal investment account” 401k-style system. In the long run, if enough people choose that option, the pension…

Most of these pensions that are short are government pensions at the state and local level that weren’t funded correctly or gave away too much during union negotiations. CA and IL and NJ can suck a dick before we bail their asses out.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

I just hope I never have to write about Virgin America/Alaska Airlines.

I fly Spirit and Jet Blue. I’ve never had an issue but I’m only one person :-/ and I live in their service area.