I’m pretty sure he’s a gigantic dipshit regardless of any comparison he may or may not have been trying to make.

So...you didn’t get the joke. Cool.

You’re not talking about the guy who is in the process of suing the NFL?

For the love of god, fire Shula. I’m so angry and have so many feelings about this game that I literally created a Twitter account tonight to find people to argue with. Shula is incapable of utilizing two of the most dynamic and offensively explosive players in the league. So not only does he not help them but his…

Pffft, my cousin Maura successfully completed one pass at a UConn freshmen mixer and scored.

Cam Newton nearly completed more passes to the Bears than Trubisky did

Great setup! Their planning was immaculate:

It’s okay, Manny. Nobody is seriously questioning your bonafides. Thank you for your service.

The only time I’m ever around a Chick-Fil-A is on Sundays. That shit pisses me off.

Did the check not clear? Because they paid for a 4-1 victory.

How evil? We talkin’ ISIS evil, or “mayo on an Italian sub” evil?

There are rules, Mosca! If you’re in public and the anthem plays, you drop everything and stand. Unless you see that the beer line finally cleared up, and this is your best time to grab a cold one. Then you get that ice cold refreshment that only Budweiser can provide. I believe they still have the flag on the bottle,…

“I left today’s Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.”

Hey Zukka, I’m using this opportunity to give some friendly advice.

Also smart move on them not sticking with Geostorm’s working title of The Core 2.

Oh STFU. When you can generate billions in revenue and pack 20,000 people into an arena to watch you scrub toilets at Arby’s you’ll get to make as much a basketball player too.

“You’ve got to recognize that when there’s a tragedy like this, the first thing we should be thinking about is praying for the people who were injured and doing whatever we can to help them, to help law enforcement”

Big alpha boy make big alpha comment.

And here I thought the anthem represented all Americans, not just vets.

“How does a person with a functioning brain not know how to clean?” - How about you come clean my house and I’ll do your differential geometry homework? Oh you don’t take graduate level differential geometry classes? How does a person with a functioning brain not get a Ph.D in theoretical mathematics?