Only needs 69.

My old boss was the previous record holder. She is a Navy LCDR. The record stood for 25 years before she broke it by a few minutes last year.

I’ll take it!

Nowhere. Deadspin is the World Wide Leader in sports.

As a Cards fan (#2 team) I don’t want them to sign Kaep because he will win too many games.

Le sigh.

+1 Silver Spoon

Don’t overlook emotionally absentee fathers.

You see, conversion therapy teaches me that something I know is right is wrong. So all good! Beep boop I am not how you say Russian Twitter-bit. I am regular guyovich.

Can I play?

You must make the right sacrifice for the Football Gods to chortle.

Only because ISIS can’t eat an Italian sub w/ mayo.

Whoa now! That is outrageous slander! They play in bumfuck Goodyear now.

I read that “Give a Mouse a Cookie” book! Or I watched the Robot Chicken sketch. Not sure.

<Involuntary shudder>

Remember that time that guy told you that you argued with him about Aaron Gordon so you need to get some humility and that you aren’t infallible?

But, dude, what about the teachers and soldiers in Iraq?! <salutes Marine Todd, would never enlist, votes against increases in taxes for education>

I have a sneaking suspicion that the only word on the good list is “dead.”

I want helmets with HUDs for the And. More ridiculous tech!

I’m avoiding work in the bathroom so query: did pressures and hits from interior D-linemen increase? They are very much so in the line of site of the AN and so he might scramble into the end or throw it away. Superbowl Cam Newton had trouble from pressure in the middle so he dropped back further allowing Von Miller to…