The first link is worth a read!

Right? Giving the Queen shit for seeming old and out of touch at this point is so...yawn. Let us not also forget this is the same feisty 92-year old who committed legendary acts of shade against Drumpf with the clever use of BROOCHES. Show some damn respect.

So...do you think he’s stupid, or does he think you’re stupid? Because the only other likely option is that you know he’s cheating and he knows you know he’s cheating and if you stay with him he’ll know you’re staying with him DESPITE knowing that he’s cheating and then he’s got it made because actions don’t have…

He actually looks even more bald now than ever, which is delightful.

“Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you want an Oscar?”

I liked it a great deal. And the thing is, a lot of the way she was treated in the movie felt less like a comment about how women are treated if they aren’t conventionally gorgeous, and more a comment on how women are treated if we dare explicitly love ourselves and trumpet it loudly. Like the Inside Amy Schumer…

Birth control is the “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” of Catholicism. 

I damn near backhanded my beloved fiance when he suggested I get on birth control. Look bud, I'm one of the few women who has endometriosis and birth control fucks me up worse so you put your big boy pants on and wear a fucking condom until we're ready to procreate! And I love my daughter to pieces. I'd murder for…

No dick is irreplaceable, Cardi!!!

In the immortal words of Idris Elba, he’s only worried because he has something to hide...

Take him up on couple’s counseling. He may be looking for a safe space to come clean about the cheating. Then you can feel like you’re making an informed decision. I was married to a cheater who lied about it, too. The cheating combined with emotional abuse that he did to justify the cheating put me in survival mode,…

Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

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This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

This is the first thing I noticed too. It’s like she skinned a circa 2002 Lizzie McGuire and wore that. 

That getup looks like something your aunt bought you on markdown and your mom makes you wear it for the family dinner.

It looks like her daughter dressed her. 

I’m so glad someone else is asking this important question. Girl is in “fashion”, and her outfit looks like her mom doesn’t like her very much, and asked her to wear it for school photos.