The Bundys are Mormon. And Mormons have a boatload of flaws (like all religions) but they tend to be more supportive of immigration and less xenophobic than other conservatives. Trump’s approval rating among Mormons is generally low for a group that otherwise strongly skews Republican. 

God, I despise this vile cretin with his stupid fucking schoolyard taunts.

^THIS. And she nails that at the end of the monologue. The link is WORTH IT.

If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the echo of at least six painful PR meetings.

I see so many of my female friends under pressure to be in a relationship and have kids, when I KNOW that these people could destroy in their careers (even more than they already are) if they were just let be to fucking do it.
All anyone asks is “are you dating anyone?”
I never get asked that. Just how I’m doing and…

My middle school guidance counselor said I’d never finish high school because I didn't have great grades. Not only did I finish high school AND college, but I have a graduate degree with work experience in all three branches of the federal government. I went ballistic when she and another teacher who bullied me tried…

Barneys Warehouse is fucking amazing. I got a pair of $2300 Gian Vito rossi crystal evening pumps for $250. I’ve gotten full Stella McCartney suits, the row leather pencil skirt, Lanvin evening gowns. They have legitimately good things on sale there and not just the craziest Nanny Fine-inspired, polyester, clashing…

We’re subconsciously embarrassed by our moobs. If it were an author writing a true male character, you’d get something like:

I used to pay a little more to get cotton undies from Victoria’s Secret because Hanes and FotL got all cheap and scratchy on my bum. Now, VS is also cheep and scratchy on my bum and they don’t fit the same yet they cost the same and fuck that. Why pay extra for better when the better is the same crap?

I was actually going to say this, that most likely if the line is successful they will add other sizes. Makes sense to keep the line and budget somewhat constrained at the outset to have a better chance of long-term success. Now if I can only figure out how I got here from Jalopnik...

Hey now, there’s always Lena Dunham.

It’s not harder (and the fabric thing is bullshit too), it’s just more expensive to set up. One of the reasons that brands traditionally go from size 0-12 is because they develop their design off of a size 6, and then you can grade up or down about 3 sizes before things start to get weird and distorted, and then you…

Exactly!  I do not need to look back on this time in photographic evidence.  I know I exist.

We are all definitely in the same place today. I’m adjusting to the fact that was was my worst feature, is no longer my worst feature because other ones have gotten uglier around it! It’s easier to refuse to be photographed than to figure out new angles and seriously who needs a pic of me?

Oof yes.  It me.  Selfies only (and even those, not often).  My MIL forced me to take a photo with my husband and kids the other day and I cried when I saw it.

This whole thread makes me feel like I’ve found my people.

I’m the same way. I’ll look in the mirror and think I look pretty good, then go to something where a group photo is being taken, see an image of it, and wonder who the fat old stroke victim...oh my God, that’s me.

Me too. I haven’t willingly had a picture taken in years. If I ever disappear the police will have to find me with  my thirty year old senior graduation photo.

This is why I hide when I see a camera.

I can relate, I guess. I’m thrown into a depression every time I see a photo of myself, regardless of how I’m dressed or styled.