Ever seen Amelie? It’s a little old, but always fun.

My toddler cannot handle movies with much plot. However, he is obsessed with My Neighbor Totoro. The mom is sick, but definitely gets better. Conflict is minimal and, somehow, despite barely being a storyline, it's all beautiful and soothing. I really don't mind playing that movie 2—4 times a week.

It’s not holiday themed, but Crazy Rich Asians is relatively light and has lots of fancy dresses and locations.

Ha. My transcription software always changes “meth” to “math.” It ends up saying things like “Client started smoking math at 16.” “Client used math only on the weekends for 4-5 years then moved to daily use for the past year.” Good times.

I was lucky enough to see the Borealis in Northern Idaho on a summer night. It is mostly green when I saw it, but still spectacular.

Some random things:

Shelter Cat Update!

God I love this woman. They're selling senna tea, the stuff that makes you poop. That's all.

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

Hell, here’s the whole letter, because it’s ringing bells for me for you

You can do this. I believe in you.

And your awful family? The reason they treat you like shit is so you’ll work harder to get them to finally treat you well and then THEY don’t have to lift a finger or spend a penny on your parents.

I say do it! You’ve got the skills, take them where they can be appreciated and work for you!

I’m a certified tech in a large hospital in NYC. Apply for this job and don’t look back. You can spend the rest of your life slaving away at this store and at the end of the day, you’ll have little to show for it. A large hospital can offer you benefits and opportunities that you can’t even imagine. Also, job…

Dude your family will understand. There is literally ZERO benefit to getting an extra day to see family when you have no benefits, no paid holidays, no personal days, you have....nothing. It’s literally a liability to not try to get that better job. Also I see ZERO risk to interviewing for this job that you’re talking…

Scissoring the anus.... like... old school doctors do during birth? Why would someone want their asshole cut open before sex? Is their someone on standby to stitch the wound? Can they stitch it up given its bacterial proximity? 

Take a day off from your shit job and go get the good one.

Alright, I’ll de-lurk for this. I’m a sometime romance writer, so hopefully I can help. First of all, what is the purpose of the scene, think about what you want to convey about your characters, will the readers perception of you characters, their relationship or your story be illuminated by a sex scene. If it won’t…

Please be sure to refer to the male member as a “manroot”

(Sorry, no pictures - trying to share the fuzziness is making Chrome crash.)