I’m surprised he didn’t get barely legible stone tablets sent to him.

I tend to group gun dealers with used-car dealers. Perhaps an unfair comparison, but I had my bias confirmed to my great dismay and fury the day after Parkland: I saw the daily special written on the A-frame chalkboard outside a small local shop.

If the cucks in the ATF are so afraid of the gun lobby, maybe the ATF needs more and bigger guns. That’s the way all of this works, right?

In states like Arizona, it’s even easier then that. There is a gun show every month or so - if you have cash and don’t shoot anyone on the way in, you will leave with whatever you can afford.

Nice to see that Andrew is still trying to upstage and embarrass his father...

Oh, Meghan. Just stop.

The only people who aren’t confused are the rich - the rest of them still think that there will be something in it for them when racism wins, or when the world burns. They will be sorely mistaken.

The thing that’s going to get glossed over here is that the ATF only does about 11,000 inspections a year. That’s not even 10% of all Federal Firearms Licensees (FFLs), or the people who have licenses to deal in firearms and explosives. Even if you are just talking about dealers/pawnbrokers—the folks who sell guns to…

Ah, so when the ammosexuals all go “But we already have laws! Laws don’t work!”... they’re talking about THESE laws, right? Then they say “let’s just enforce the laws we already have” and then block any attempts at enforcement, right?

Both times I’ve purchased a gun, the clerk has told me directly, “If you have trouble answering any of these questions, talk to me before you mark your answer.”

The same gun lobby that keeps demanding that we enforce the laws that are on the books instead of passing new ones? Okay.

Just keep telling yourself “it’s not real, it’s not real, I’ve been inceptioned.” Then drink vodka and stare sightlessly into the distance as you rock gently back and forth. It’s what I do, and I haven’t killed myself yet!

Oh god, he’ll fit right in:

This whole thing ends with Trump marrying Kim, the two of them getting a new reality show, and then Azathoth entering ordered space and mercifully ending it all.

Every time I see goddamn Donald fucking Trump sitting behind the goddamn Resolute fucking desk, I want to throw up.

[FARTS]

“I don’t think they’re supposed to be doing that,” Giuliani said. “It’s bad enough that they’re not even blood relatives, but do they have to rub our noses in it by flaunting their affection so publicly?”

“I’m not gonna respond to a letter from the president’s outside counsel.”

“I’m just kidding again about Obama saying this. It was actually a quote from Mein Kampf.”