Pretty certain that he got the tattoos in prison. He was put in prison for a crime committed while he was a police officer. The chronology of that means he did not have the tattoos when hired as a police officer.

He stays in the basement, doing the cyber. Many people say he’s very good at it.

Get the Satanic Temple on the case. They do this all the time.

For a religious person, he sure doesn’t know much about his religion.

Jesus built his whole reputation on humanizing the other. All that stuff about washing lepers’ feet and associating with “fallen woman” Mary Magdalene and “whatsoever you do unto the least among you, you also do unto me” was, to quote Nathan Arizona, his whole goddamn ray-zon dettra.

I’d make that argument.

“I don’t believe that Jesus would have made a cake if he had been a baker,” Phillips said during an interview with ABC’s The View.

yeah... blacked out windows and refusing people entry sure dont point to anything good

78% of statistics are made up on the spot lolz

They understand.

Dogpile is probably more appropriate for them.

Maybe they can Ask Jeeves. And by Jeeves, I mean their literal butler.

You have to log in through your aol account tho.

“Quit calling us Nazis!”

It must be hard to breathe being that full of shit.

Idk why this made me laugh so hard..

I love the internet.

These pigs are all wannabe Dirty Harrys when they should be Andy Taylors and in reality are evil Barney Fifes.

Is it bad that with the state of affairs today my positive takeaway from this is,

I love how Libertarians get all mad about Cis and Non-conforming and all the other titles, then go and call themselves shit like “Quasi-neoreactionary”