the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

The world’s a little scarier outside of them rallies, dickhead. 

It’s easy to see why Bill and the Pats win so much in the AFC. Part of it is his coaching acumen and front office maneuvering, the other is that just about every other coach in the conference in any given year is a ding-dong.

This, so much this.

This

I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Sadly, our Big Wet President will not be throwing out the ceremonial first pitch on Sunday—though, as we’ve argued before, it would be the perfect thing to heal our divided nation

“What is the Answer " would've been amazing. 

Actually, the question was The Answer.

Doubt they will allow that many prison furloughs. 

I’m sure all the basketball fans watching yesterday’s episode of Jeopardy! just breezed through the Ancient Roman Fiction category.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

They’re not saying “boo”, they’re saying "Fuck YOOOUUUU!"

“No, Mr. President, they're not booing. They're saying Trooooooump."

Wow. Just wow. I mean it’s like people in power (namely white men) refuse to acknowledge when they are at fault. The entire front office should be fired now. They attempted to smear, intimidate and flat-out discredit a person who simply did her job. This is the epitome of privilege.

So safe to say that the reason Trump is attending Game 5 is so he can put the entire Astros front office in charge of his impeachment defense, correct?