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This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

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I still smoke bowls with my SO. We’re in our early 30s and all our cooler friends mock us for being so unhip, but I stand with you. 

Must be visiting BYU

Talk about burying the lede there. 

Doesn’t anyone just smoke a bowl anymore? I mean, pack one up, hit it and pass it around? Does EVERYTHING have to be the Latest Greatest Technical Gee Gaw? I mean it’s WEED, a substance that makes anything harder than flipping the LP over on a turn table damn near impossible.

Making your own crackers is such a cracker thing to do

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

“Tom Brady is about as normal as a second dick growing out of your forehead”

Part of me suspects that’s how this post got so long.

God, I don’t even have one dick growing out of my forehead.

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

I came here in doe-eyed expectation of a FunBag. Now I’m just reminded that everything sucks and is the world is unfair and awful.

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

An employer asking its employees to adhere to uniform standards is absolutely a crime against humanity. Enforcing it against a labor force of young minorities is institutional racism to the very core. And the NFL is the only place this is allowed to happen!

That’s, like, a tenth of a watch!

Is it a stupid rule and a stupid fine? Yes. Was any other player in the league besides OBJ unable to follow that rule? No.