I really enjoy Deadspin. I’ve learned more about soccer than I ever wanted to. But I usually enjoy the comments more than the articles. There are some smart, witty people here.

It won’t bother him. It will be fuel for his base- how trump saves us from ISIS but the left is ungrateful. Or some stupid spin like they always do.

I love my bowl. It sits on the coffee table ready to go. No fuss. Is 47 old?

So they just want him to use painkillers. I know Torodol is not an opioid but I would be curious what kind of pain management that entails. These things aren’t without their own side effects and they aren’t going to work 24/7 are they? Or is that the point, disable him physically and mentally?

There’s only 2 reasons you open your windows for random dudes in downtown Cleveland and one of them does include a proposition.

Geauga Lake was the best! Close enough for mom to drop us off for the day.

I glanced at some trending headlines on this and I thought the meant they would stop the game.

I guess technically it still is.

Does everyone get the Progressive commercials where Mayfield and his wife pretend to live in the stadium? Or are those just an extra form of torture for us in the Browns viewing area?

What James Dolan’s band did to Shambala was treasonous.

His whole fucking body had tremors when he stood up. I get the cart was broke but carry the guy. 

My husband and I always say the full Barenaked Ladies but I always type BNL. I never noticed that about the search. Weird.

I only use it when looking for sharks.

They’ve also been in Ohio since 1891. I live a mile from one.

My husband calls people chief when he can’t remember their name.

One of the reasons I got fired is because all the guys in my department sometimes called me boss. I loved it. The actual manager was never around and didn’t know what he was doing.

Yes, I still expect a poop ending!

I’m not ashamed to say I love staying in Times Square.

I used to work near a deli that would give you a mini bucket of spears if you were eating in!

All I need is Chardee MacDennis and The Nightman Cometh on loop and I’m good.