“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

To a Bills fan, “nicest kid in the world” is a signifier only bestowed on those who can drink 12 natty ice’s and then still suplex their aunt through a table before the age of 18.

13-year-olds are obnoxious enough. Imagine one that’s rich enough to get to go to every single home NFL game for years.

How are you going to post this without including what your kid actually said? 

>Today Dolphins head coach Brian Flores said the team would discipline McCain “internally,” without specifying the punishment.

I have an 11 year-old, nicest kid in the world. We hear often about how polite and helpful he is. Last year at a sporting event he said something ridiculously antagonizing to a fan of the other team and I had to jump in and 1. ask him where he picked up the specific trash talk (youtube), and 2. calm the other guy down…

The best role models are the people kids think are irrelevant.

“I go, ‘Dude, what’s wrong with you? What kind of role model are you for the kid?’”

“He’s the nicest kid in the world”

“Silver does deserve credit for not firing Morey on the spot”

folder here. scrunching comes with the risk of insufficient coverage

You’re why the planet is dying.

In this world, there are folders, and scrunchers. I don’t know where to go from there, but accept it as a fact.

Opening your window for a random dude in downtown Cleveland is a risky proposition. 

in what fucking state do they just hand over the blackjack shoe to some 16 year old on summer break and not have like, you know, unions with apprenticeships and stuff? those are highly coveted jobs in the northeast because the pay is reasonable and soft benefits like 45 on / 15 off and high retention rates make it…

Pickle chips are a topping like lettuce, tomato, onion, or a fried egg. Condiments are sauces. The closest pickle comes to being a condiment would be as relish.