DJ at Tampa strip club at 4:50pm on a Tuesday: [fires up Def Leppard, “Rocket”]

China: [fires Rockets]

I’m not sure what was going on with Smith-Shuster there but it looked very traumatic and sad.

That looked superscary and you could feel the concern from the Steelers. Hell, I can’t think of that many MMA fights where it took that long for someone to be moving about after the knockout. And even Rudolph got up, he couldn’t walk without two guys supporting him.

I assume they quit in support of the four kids who got arrested, and that if he hasn’t already, the complainant will have to change schools. 

I was thinking there was a 90% chance this article would mention a broom handle

I mean the article says that

I believe this is what is classified by the white house as “Locker room talk”

I think we need to limit high school football players’ access to brooms. These things always involve broom handles.

Alum and former football player at this high school.

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

Hey don’t blame the carpet guy, the Vancouver anthem singer was/is a complete bozo who insisted on skating around the rink while singing the anthem like a pompous biathlete.

I appreciate that hockey players are still rocking the mullet in 2019.

I can’t tell if the hair is fake or the face is fake.

Yeah, no shit. Now we’re all paying for him being blackballed from the "Greatest Grifter's Club in America." 

I guess it’s his commercial, but the nickname strikes me as pejorative:

Hey, you know what they say about Redskins and scalps . . .