calypsopoet3
CalypsoPoet
calypsopoet3

Is it though. If we want to believe that our athletes should be seen as role models, this is the exact behavior to be modeled.

I’m torn when i see things like this. Initially you say “well....stupid questions by stupid pressers get stupid replies...” but then....This is a grown-ass woman hitting a ball for a living. She’s not waiting on tables. She’s not some Doctor relieving a brain aneurysm. She’s not trying to feed 4 hungry kids while

Girl, you should have left him years ago.

The person who asked that question would not shut up to his wife last night about how it was a valid question, damnit.

Yeah, man. It’s okay. Just step away from the slicer.

You can hear me?!

If he wanted to be safe, he would’ve been born to parents who value his safety. It’s really on him.

Uh, Hem?  This may be redundant, but this IS an Arby’s, and you’re just screaming at your meat station.

Saved money on tackling dummies. 

I heard Ray Lewis’s voice when reading this.

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Based on my years playing hockey....ever since beer and vicarious living was invented.

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

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Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

I’m guessing at least three of those emails are just Drew using a fake name. Fucking nobody is named Keven. 

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.