It also looks like there’s chocolate syrup dried in there.

Why does every WYTS have a Pats fan in the comments that somehow makes it about them?  Extra points for squeezing in the number of Super Bowls they have in the last several years.  WE KNOW DUDE, WE ALL KNOW, JUST LET US HAVE ONE FUCKING BLOG WHERE WE CAN FOCUS ON SOMEONE ELSE

As much as I want Jacoby to succeed ( former Patriots QB, after all ), seeing those tweets has made me believe that Indiana has already ruined him, and by the end of the season he’ll be the league’s first QB with Alzheimer’s. 

Not afflicted with the small bone?  Nick Foles. 

That’s nice, but I’m guessing this was something they negotiated in advance. If Irsay were a dick about it Luck could have stayed on the team and either sat out or gone on IR. This way they get cap space. There’s also a decent chance I don’t have any idea what I’m talking about.

Wow, the announcer really gets into this call. You might even say Mr. Dedes goes to town.

“Nothing wrong with that dicking!”

Spero Dedes is referencing Spiro Agnew’s classic catchphrase.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

So true.  The way those Indy fans booed him was truly disgusting. 

Is there any other sport like American football where the fans and pundits feel like the players owe them something? And said fans/pundit industry feel they have a divine right to dictate behavioral standards to the players?

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Wonder if “screwing over his fantasy team” rates between “screwing his ex-wife” and “taking his memorabilia” on the OJ vengeance scale.

This is clearly the worst thing that’s ever happened to OJ Simpson. 

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

Honestly, this is funnier than anything any of us could hope to comment:

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *