What the Cleveland Steamer isn’t good enough for you?
CalypsoPoet
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How the hell have I never seen that before.
the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick
The commercial in the comments is AMAZING
It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.
They seem to be perfectly comfortable with rapi... Oh, rapiERS, my mistake.
This is absolutely how a white dude named Race should properly utilize his privilege.
They will be burning their hammers and rapiers tonight.......
Your question has a couple of flaws. First, Kaepernick started kneeling before Trump’s election. Second, protesting Trump after he leaves office would be kind of pointless.
Is this going to effect TV ratings for hammer throw and fencing in traditionally red States?!?!?
Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.
I gave you a star even though I realized that, motherfucker, you’re 100% right. Dan Snyder will be president someday. The only question is whether it will happen before or after we enter the cannibalism phase of dystopia.
Poetry. Matt, just poetry.
The goddamn FedEx Field poet laureate.
One of their safeties got charged with assault. In a nice change of pace, he was charged of beating someone WITH his girlfriend, and not beating the girlfriend.
Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.
That does bring up an interesting question though. Does he still get Secret Service protection in prison? Do you think they have a provision for that? He would still be a former president, and former presidents get Secret Service protection for life, supposedly.
No, you CAN punch Trump, it’s just not worth it. You could very well get close enough if you have the thousands upon thousands of dollars to attend whatever garbage plate fundraiser he hosts, then don a MAGA hat and ask for a pic. After you connect you will be tackled, and you will go to prison. It can be done, but…
A bunch of years back I met and shook hands with Donald Trump in a room of about 25 people. At the time I just thought of him as a big doofus... my missed face-punching opportunity haunts me to this day.