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My friend has an extremely loud whistle, like nothing I’ve ever heard. It’s great for pissing off rude people* at concerts. We went to a concert that was recorded for an album and I can tell when she’s whistling in between songs.

I was just telling my husband about the bankruptcy suggestion. That really pisses me off. You shouldn’t have to go through bankruptcy because of some bafoon with many nice homes, that I’m sure have plenty of food available at all times plus someone to cook it.

This seems more pleasant than the Musical Ear Syndrome I have. It’s such an innocent sounding syndrome but sometimes it’s unbearable. I thought I was going crazy and didn’t think anyone would believe me.

Has anyone confirmed her past homophobic comments yet?  I saw some screen shots but haven’t cared enough about either twit to look further.

Thank you! First thing you ask about when someone has an SES LIGHT: Did you get gas recently and is your cap properly tightened. If their answers had at least been funny I wouldn’t have cared.

My husband doesn’t read much, but im a speed reading news junkie. He’s never read deadspin unless I show him something which is usually from the comments. To this day he still says peppermint roll if I mention Rivers and when he brings me my favorite winter dessert he says ‘nnnnnnhh pumpkin roooooollllll’. I can’t

When I read that question I immediately thought of curling!   

I was just going to post that I was old and we kinda stopped watching after Bubba and Ricky were gone. I prefer Motocross. We went to Steel City one year and Ricky was racing on a 250 and Bubba 125. Lots of other big names. That was great to see live.

I am stealing megadoodoo to reference the giant turds my cat lays down every 2-3days because of his chronic constipation.

My husband hates mayo and Swiss cheese.  The struggle is real!

I actually saw them once, private show at a mall after a convention back around 03.  They were actually really good live!

I have that same knee scooter sitting next to, but it’s hot pink, not green. I also have a cup holder, a flexible phone holder and an old fashioned bike bell.  I’ve been on it 6 months.  Thursday I see if my foot is finally healing or if I’m going to need another surgery.  

Sorry, I don’t believe in Santa or Satan.

Soooooo.... i texted my husband while he was at work to tell him that i was hearing that Drew, aka the sports guy on deadspin that has the striped polo and thumbs up, had an accident. I sent him this pic. When he called me on his way home from work 15 minutes ago he said “that sucks! How long does he have to wear

Is it just the perspective or are his hands smaller than the Cheeto Chief?

Coffee for gall bladder? Just curious because I had my gall bladder removed 16 years ago but you still get gall stones. When I have a flare up I drink herbal tea, like chamomile, if I’m able to keep liquids down.

Is that meth she’s holding?

Omg, milk in tea! My mom is not a coffee person so growing up I was allowed to drink tea but not coffee (which is a shame because my grandma had one of those old percolators and it smelled so good). But she would put milk in it. I’m so glad I learned quickly that it is not normal.

I prefer weed but yeah, I’m 46 and I remember MNF from the 70s and 80s.

Ditto!  Please do NOT fire Gruden.  I like not hearing him.