Thank you! I am almost exactly 4 years older than Drew and it’s like he thinks he was born in the dark ages but doesn’t remember anything before 1985.

The Quiet Place was so fucking stupid. But not having to hear Emily Blunts voice was nice.

In the summer I make sandwich pinwheels and like to use red lettuce for the color and texture. It is a pain in the behind washing. Nothing worse than serving guests gritty food!

First tea now romaine? Butter lettuce and other leaf lettuce is very difficult to get all the dirt out of. I’m still using romaine, along with spinach and other greens. I triple wash in a vinegar bath and have a great salad spinner. I’ve never had a problem. Great flavor and crunch.

I’m 5’ 8” and my husband swears he’s 5’ 10”. For our wedding I had to find short heels so I wouldn’t tower over him in the photos. I also have to get things off the top shelf for him at the store. But he’s stocky, like a bull dog, so he seems bigger than he is.

I was struggling about who to choose until I got to 911 guy.  He deserves more attention for how stupid he is.

I laughed way too hard at that.

Dammitt! I fell for another fake news Jimmy Buffet story.

My husband was a service advisor for over 20 years and I worked in dealerships at all levels for over ten years. When it comes to the service department they are a lot more picky about techs. Service advisors generally have no car experIence, they’re sales people. I used to take my husbands and coworkers certified…

I try not to use the word president when referring to the orange blob but I might change my own rules for President Fuckface!

No you wouldn’t.  I’m allergic to tree nuts and anaphylactic reactions are scary.  I stopped eating peanuts when I started breaking out in hives just to be on the safe side.  I don’t ever want to use an epi pen again.  It sucks but I really like breathing more than peanuts.

I love Toots and the Maytals! And I hate John Denver.

I am sitting here on my second 16oz glass of water.  I prefer water to anything else.  I’ll have a glass of juice or a can of pop once in a while, but water is so refreshing!  And if I’m drinking it’s vodka and water (with a lime).

I don’t eat donuts but the Krispy Kreme downtown Akron is famous for delicious fresh donuts. They make them on site.  Their coffee is amazing though!  No trip to the zoo is complete without donuts and coffee from Krispy Kreme.  Or just to stay alert when you get shot at.  Bad area.

I read that as Futurama.  And now I’m laughing because as soon as I type in the letters f and u Futurama comes up in autocorrect.  I have issues.

Just told my husband we’re rooting for the Eagles because Drew Magary is a Vikings fan.  He asked who is that and I told him it’s the striped shirt thumbs up guy to which he responded ‘oh yeah, the guy who thinks he can cook.’. I love this site!

I have a knee scooter which has helped, im too clumsy for crutches. I can’t believe how well those suction cup handles for the shower hold up!  We were lucky because we had purchased a double head shower head.  One stays up, the other is on a long wand and I can change the flow so I’m not wasting water.

Best wishes for your wife! I haven’t been able to put any weight on my foot for 3 months. Our apartment looks like a medical supply store. The toilet seat and shower chair have been life savers.

Took my mom to a Niagara Falls for a semi-retirement getaway and her getting her first passport. Splurged for a 2floor penthouse. I have a bad ankle and always wear my brace. We stopped at the casino after dinner and turned 60 bucks into 500 so I said let’s go back to the hotel. I took oofff my sweaty brace…

Omg my husband and I laughed so hard at this.  But I’m sitting here with a fractured ankle and broken metatarsal which happened after a couple drinks in a casino so we can relate.