calypsopoet3
CalypsoPoet
calypsopoet3

Exactly. Our friend [black guy] came over one day and was laughing because he had seen a white guy in cuffs and joked that he was surprised to see that in our city.

I’m not replying directly to the ignorant people. I know some great people from Barberton and Norton and a lot are family. Yes, I live in a great other suburb in which you call 911 and the police are in your drive before you can hang up. My husband and i feel very fortunate to live here and that’s why the taxes are

I live in the area. The crime has gotten very bad in the last few years. We don’t have enough police officers. Students are always getting robbed. Stay away from Akron.

Hailey and Bieber look like that couple on Intervention that don’t want to go to rehab because they love each other too much but they finally go and one sobers up and looks great after 60 days but the other relapsed after one week and they never speak again.

Dance Hall Days! I will fight you to the death over that. The lyrics are raw and animalistic.  That would be among my top 10 songs to fuck to.  Wang Chung tonight is night on the dance floor after a couple sloe gin fizzes while some dork tries to dance next to you.  A dork in a striped shirt with his thumbs up.

I haven’t thought of Morten in a long time.  I have a jersey somewhere I made a guy give give me in the early nineties.  I wish I wouldn’t have googled Morten because there are some horrible eighties photos of him in short shorts and a mesh shirt.  Between that and reading about Trumps mushroom dick/yeti pubes I have

I watched a really interesting episode of Hamilton’s Pharmacopeia about mushrooms.  I will never be able to appreciate mushrooms again after today.  You’re not helping!

My life is now ruined. Sunday I asked my husband to set up the old wii up so I can play Mario Kart. I was also hoping to be able to make kabobs this weekend and mushrooms were my favorite.

I thought it was just me in this world that prefers reading an article.  My mom always sends video news links.  I could read an article and get more details in the time it takes for an ad to play and the video to load.

I like your thinking!

I’m glad it worked out!  I don’t kno much about Car Max, nearest one is at least 50 miles away.  We got out of the dealerships.  I worked with some great people but too much micro managing and shady managers.  But at least we do know a lot of people in the business who are honest for when we get our next vehicle.  Car

Omg she is too cute! I gotta start watching more tennis.

That happens a lot. We worked for GM and bought an SUV off the truck and within one month one of the blades failed during a horrible downpour on the highway. It’s one of the easiest things to fail so a used can go at anytime. Most dealers will replace them, not a big expense.

NO! I just looked at photos of that trail. Fuck that. I’d rather have to stare at Trump for five minutes while he’s naked than to try that.

Exactly.  So many people express pity and feel bad for her, but she married him knowing he’s a creep and has stayed with him through all his crap.  I only feel sorry for Barron.  How do you grow up well adjusted in that toxic environment?

Me too!

The only good thing about being stuck at home with a broken foot is watching this shit show go on every day!  This gave me a good laugh.

I read Pauly D as Pauly Shore and imagined Shore saying “Have a a canolli, buuuuuddy!”.  My 80’s teen years are showing.

I laughed because I’m currently watching Futurama but then got sad because Scruffy never gets the respect he deserves.   

Anyone who hates Jimmy Buffett is either an uptight douche nozzle and/or has only heard the songs Margaritaville, Fins and Get Drunk and Screw.