I agree. I purposely do not click on anything Kartrashian, I just scrolled too far down after the article about Albert Pachinkos’s bathing habits. It was actually more interesting than any fake thing that Kim and her family does.

As a licensed cosmetologist married to a Neanderthal might I suggest trying some mousse? It doesn’t even have to be “for men”. If my caveman towel dries his hair his cowlicks take over before he can get product in. I have him throw some mousse in immediately, work it in, comb/ brush appropriately and let air dry. …

When I finally got my own place, no roommates, I found it was so much more convenient to brush in the shower. Having long hair it’s time saving to brush while I’m rinsing my hair. I also brush longer because I don’t have to worry about splashing toothpaste all over the counter and I rinse better without having to…

I just can’t read the fan responses. Why does it take 500 words to explain why they are still a fan of a crappy team? At least the Browns fan can manage to sum it up in one sentence.

Then I’m out of my league.  Carry on.

Your mom spanking you when you were nine is not considered getting to third base.

It took me a week to get that damn song out of my head and now here we are again. Especially annoying because I’m getting ready to set up a new bird feeder and bath.

I felt like that until the browns fans lost hope and stub hub became a thing. As a Steelers fan I can get great seats for cheap, it’s a short drive and short RTA ride away and the fans are mellow as long as you stay away from the muni lot.

I’ve been staring at this sentence for a while trying to figure out if I want to give you a star or not. Trying to picture Eric as athletic and/or handsome has given me a sort of nausea I’ve never had before. I’ll give it a star for giving me a good excuse for getting high..

I was starting to doze off until Pablo.  And then I was bored with the rest of the comments.  Seems that is similar to what Giants fans go through any game.

You guys wayyyy overthink lunch. ‘What do want to do for lunch?’ First one to pick a place wins.  Look at the menu and order what you want.  Not every meal needs to be a social commentary.

It wasn’t me.

I couldn’t make it past the first sentence.  I see I was wise to stop there.

I have found a lot of people get really confused when they get into an elevator. Like if you are waiting for the elevator in the lobby of a hotel and there are people in there DO NOT rush in!  Common sense says they’re getting off at that floor.

Holy shit, I turned off the tv at that moment he addressed the ball. Doh!

Not to mention time off work that you probably won’t get paid for, deductibles, time away from responsibilities like kids and pets, family taking time off work. I’ve been through it all with my family. Luckily my dad had good insurance and was in a union but it was tough financially and emotionally for us too.

Yes, that’s what I do.  But I am also a white woman.

This is why I go straight to the comments.  Thank you for your sacrifice.

My cat Carl is black.  Carl is a wholesome name.

Omg I just watched that episode the other day!  Classic!