Just 1....just 1 day where I can come on to Kotaku and not see enough goddamn politics to make me think I accidentally went to C-SPAN’s website.

That wasn’t satire. the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues is satire.

Was it any good?

This is basically what I was going to say haha. I think 99.9% of people don’t give a honk, but hey, kotaku’s gotta create content everyday so they need something to write about.

No they didn't pay to play a game they can't play.... Its free to play. You payed for useless online crap that's on you not them 

How exactly invisible does your child or finances have to be to have them spend $1000 a week on something and not notice it almost immediately in your account? 

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Clueless Hero is so much truth.

Agreed, this site and The Root has nicknames for every white chick that calls the cops on black people for dumb shit even tho that sometimes black people have died having the cops called on them for no reason.

does kotaku even give game announcements anymore?(outside of this one) nothing about dragons dogma, nothing about the nintendo executive yesterday. i learn about more gaming news from yahoo news than kotaku these days. whats up?

I still call BS on Jason’s Octopath Traveler review. He claims to have beaten it some 10-15 hours before any other reviewer that I read and two of them admitted they rushed through it as fast as they could. I know I played through a 2nd time going as fast as I could and I was still about 9 hours short. Not buying it. 

How do I know you are a real writer?

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

What would you call North, South, and Central America collectively?

I think you should just hope Sony comes back with: Playstation classic: RPG Edition.

slightly confusing headline. I saw that and thought “but it DID have dog policemen- Copper was in the final game...” but you are referring to the name only being different. 

Aimee seems to think that writing for a lifestyle blog gives her the right to puff out any opinion piece she wants and present it as authoritatively as medical advice.

I understand this is a tongue in cheek article, but man the Mary Jane and Miles stealth missions just put the brakes on the fun. I like both characters, but I question giving them gameplay segments. Whenever the game cuts to Mary Jane or anyone who doesn’t have, you know, the cool super powers that are the reason this…

A little off topic, but I really appreciate how you said “fans” instead of “the internet”. I’m sick of reading “the internet is losing it over <insert current micro-fad>” 25 people on a sub-reddit do not represent the internet as a whole.

Bash, you missed the English trailer: