Great. Now another thing that will postpone me playing Type-0.

I enjoyed these stories. I kind of cringe because sometimes articles like these can contain tales so disgusting that I lose hope for the human race, but the Pokémon article made me smile.

The calm after beating a Souls boss is almost eerie.

And fantastic!

When I was a kid, I played Mario to get the hell away from math.

If it's a hand-held device, I'm going to lose my shit.

It's examples like this that is the reason I have to limit my online playing time. I've had a few instances where I'm frustrated just playing a game offline, but when I encounter someone who actively trolls me it ends up sending me into a blind rage. It's the singular reason I had to stop playing UFC games online.

There was a Zelda animated series, and it was terrible. Let’s not dwell on it. But if you ever wondered what would happen if the same art style ditched the excuuuuuuuuuuuse me’s and played things a little straighter, you should know that such a thing actually exists.

Press F7 to complain about Fox News.

"I died during the tutorial, and it only gets more difficult from there."

It's actually a game about manipulating the world around us and deceiving everyone we meet with the various masks we wear in life.

Is the final boss Jezebel.com?

I always thought the Legend of Zelda series could use more Daft Punk.

How many is a "fair" number?

Because gamers are all secretly hipsters.

Didn't you buy 2 racing wheels? The cheaper of the 2 being $90?

It's confusing that you took traits personable to you and applied them to an entire decade of people. And you did it really for no other purpose than to see your own words on the screen. That's what nobody gets about the first setence of your post.

Comcast. The only thing I dread about moving back to Chicago.

Buzz Aldrin once screamed at the moon with Tina Fey.