"angry cod players" is redundant.

Was your garbage disposal in rest mode?

Yet...

Great idea. But I had no chills.

I'm not talented, but someone combine a picture of Death with that pregnancy test meme.

I'm glad you're not begrudgingly holding on to a comment made by a random person on the internet. That would be horribly sad.

Frozen is so 2013. Time for bed, old timer.

Zig N Sounds like a Pokémon racial slur.

It's true. Women are expensive.

Unfortunately, Ubisoft will make it so you have to follow Hitler for two and a half hours before you'll be able to kill 3 of his bodyguards while he runs away.

Why does every question for Dr. Nerdlove sound like a book/movie cliché?

They forgot to add the rule: No Girls Allowed. Except Moms.

depends on what part of the U.S. you are from. North-Eastern accents sound like Cockney with a mouth full of marshmallows. The South sounds like they're trying to figure out what words actually are while they're speaking. Minnesota and the Dakotas sound like little Canadas. And the West is a melting pot of Mexican,…

No. He threw it in the garage.

Is the primary language set to English? Because that could be your problem. You have to set it to "Scrooge McDuck."

I meant your refusal to go back. No game is as difficult as it is to overcome a memory. You'll pay for it again and thank whatever deity you choose for the privilege.

Liar!

No. Nintendo hates your nostalgia riddled brain. You'll never see another version of Ridley ever.

Gonna put this right on my "Wait For A Deal" list.

The Scorpion model used is from Ultimate MK3.