Looks like garbage. As a game, IGN will give it a 5. Btw, this game is no different than what everyone does the first time they get bored in an open world game. Really, Hatred is just cutting out 6 - 8 hours of story and just getting to the inevitable.

Finally someone is able to capture the dark, drawing-like outline that almost all penises (penii?) truly have!

An article to a link. Really? When did you guys become Twitter-taku?

I thought it was a 4-armed, low-res version of Seth from Street Fighter.

They should've seized the opportunity and had her say, "You've suffered a terrible fate, haven't you?"

I look forward to the internet bitching about all of these.

Another one would be Duck from The Walking Dead. That actually broke my heart.

Game: Fable 2

Can we get Evan Narcisse's profile picture in the pixel art? Please?

Rule #1 is always: The name.

I always thought it was more Kate Upton than Lindsay Lohan.

Honestly, you people must be playing with fucking lobster claws. I've got over 30 hours logged in Smash Bros. and have been letting me 5 year old use the 3ds as well and haven't had one issue.

If this video doesn't include clips of Wanderlei Silva stomping dudes in PRIDE, then it's all kinds of wrong.

My main is Kirby. I know there's a poll, but I thought the internet should know as well.

This should really be called. "Jason Schreier's Favorite Smash Bros. Characters"

1 million dollar-bucks.

I don't understand the bitching about the controls. I've been going almost non stop since Saturday morning. And have had no problems.

I really need to play Bulletstorm again.

Wait. Did you post this from your phone? I only read comments posted on someone's phone. Some, SOME tablets are ok. Computers can go straight to hell. Phones forever!

Be very quiet and you're able to hear the uproar from Jezebel anywhere in the world.