Reading about grown men disappointed with children's toys is just the best.

Apparently there isn't going to be an article titled, "We Decided to Let It the Fuck Go."

Play Type-0 on my PS4 through my vita. Problem solved.

You sound like those kick starter supporters.

Shit. Now they're gonna start telling me I can't be a man in Tomb Raider.

I'm looking forward to the next-gen tailing missions Ubisoft has turned Assassin's Creed in to. Can't wait for 25 hours of following someone around to hear about another person I'll have to follow around.

i don't like how it's digital only. Call me a dinosaur but I like having the physical copies of my games.

Kotaku complains about spoilers for a game over 5 years old, but I have to avoid the site every Monday fucking morning because Tina Amini has shared an entire recap of Game of Thrones from the night before, posted on another site and Kotaku pastes it all over their headlines.

It's a fantastic update. It was nice not having to wait forever for Mario Kart to load up.

Let the "NOPE!" images begin.

The JRPG guy says the character design is silly. So you know it's bad.

Needs more links.

nope. I named mine "Dax"

and it only took 5 days for Kotaku to report.

if it helps, this post will be shared by Tina Amini soon enough.

Mega Ditto or gtfo.

i named my parakeet Genesix when I was a kid because of that show!

got a Virtual Boy and Warioland.

What about Furries? Is Nintendo going to not allow me to go into a virtual world with a cartoon character that vaguely resembles Hank Hill and yiff all the live long day?

As someone who grew up watching the original series and reading the comics, I have to say it's time for our generation to move on. We've had our childhood. Our cartoons and our movies. But I showed the newest trailer to my 4 year old and he couldn't be more excited. And I'm happy for him. It's his turn and his time…