Notch was then heard saying, "Minecraft creeps me out," and he threw away his computer, smartphone, and Xbox.

Needs a new Tuxedo T-shirt Mask.

Honestly, I'd rather just see an animated movie done by Alex Ross.

Yay! I get to hear Emma Stone's Dr.Girlfriend-like voice even more this time around!

Based on the "improvements" Ubisoft made for AC IV, there apparently wasn't enough tailing/following missions in AC III.

I read somewhere that they have a substitute for vegetarian zombies. I forget what they said it was, though.

Animal Crossing (This is the best way to get your girlfriend into video games.)

Controversial? No. If Oculus was bought out by Al Qeada or NAMBLA it would be controversial. But just because a lot of people are whining because they don't understand the business world and dont like Facebook, it doesn't make it controversial.

Nope. You don't get your money back from a homeless person if they use it to buy a lotto ticket and win millions.

The problem is that crowd funding is not investing, but too many people view it that way. You don't become an owner within the business. Essentially, Kickstarter is a bunch of homeless people of the internet. They ask for your change, but you can't stop them from buying booze when you hand it over.

Yes. It's called being shallow. That's why pretty girls are always, ALWAYS better.

While looking towards the future, Notch majestically took two steps back.

You missed out. He was easily the most fleshed-out character in the game. And his story was absolutely the most relatable.

I've seen plenty of her pictures and videos. She honestly looks like she was hit by the ugly-train to me.

I feel like any article about Lady Gaga should include a disclaimer that says, "WARNING: You are about to read a Lady Gaga article. This may include photos of Lady Gaga and she is gross as hell to look at."

2 of the best concerts I've ever been to were Dear Friends and Distant Worlds. Both in Chicago.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that dude's balls are twice as heavy as your legs.

You're right. This game is done.

I don't understand why you're upset. When I told my wife to laugh at that joke, she thought it was hilarious.

"Let's pop those knickers off and jam."
- Ronald MacDonald