No. I was just kidding.

Animals are things that can be owned. Just like women.

I work in Tempe, but the best/most comfortable GameStop I've found is at McClintock & Ray. I swing by there after work most times and the guysu there are pretty cool. The guys at Chandler Mall are weird as hell, though.

Papers Please is 50% off on Steam.

Like Sarcastro from The Tick!

"A warthog slams into you until you fall off a cliff."
"Oooh. Tell me more about your hog."

That girl in the .gif could ruin my marriage.

Looks like Pikachu was recruited for the Black Lanterns.

I long for the day when people stop reading the "Discuss" button as a "Bitch" button.

Cripes. The Titanfall controller is so goo d looking and I need a second controller. Just can't bring myself to pull the trigger on spending more for the controller than the actual game.

Do you shoot your dad in the game?

State of Decay is 50% off on Steam today. Having a blastie with it so far.

Whoops! Didn't know I stumbled on to Jezebel.

So then your original post was pointless bitching.

More like Game of Thrones characters as Game of Thrones characters.

I guess I was the only person on the internet who thought that was hilarious.

Damn autocorrect. I meant Uwe Boll.

Only Use Bowell hates gamers that much.

I really love the controller design, but the console design just isn't doing it for me.

Cripes, Mike. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're bitter about something. Maybe it's Rovio not keeping Angry Birds pure or some sort of long standing feud with the NHL.