These 16" guns of the battleship New Jersey are pointing north, right at the Ben Franklin Bridge. If the tides won’t do the job, these will get it done.

Unacceptable levels of always-been-there river bottom stickiness are correspondingly related to unacceptable levels of floaty water parts.

Clocking in at 623 feet, the Algoma Verity is both pretty dang large but also far from the biggest cargo ship out there.

Finally found Jimmy Hoffa. 

Further complicating matters, the Coast Guard says it’s been dealing with exceptionally low water levels

The boat is reportedly carrying 45,000 tons of solar salt, which is frequently used as a water softener.

At least they won’t forget where they parked.

Well I hope the dude got some nice shots, and I hope he will get some nice sides on his mug shot as well, because the “For the Views” social media doofus’s have been the bane of existence for quite some time.

Guilty with a fine means breaking the law for a price. 

I wonder if it’s a motorcycle or similar tow dolly. It looks professionally built. This is one for a Polaris Slingshot - it’s not identical but appears somewhat similar.

and car chases breed dead people

I fought the law and the plows won!

The interior is pure Mcmansionhell.com and the exterior deserves a roasting even if doesn’t have 3 ridge lines and a nub. I’m also astonished at the price $1.6 million is a hell of a lt for 2000 square feet on 1.6 acres in a Colorado subdivision. I can buy a small ranch for that kind of money, or at least a bigger…

Not only is there no fridge, there’s no place for one in the kitchen area.  It just has to be free-standing, alone, in some other part of the house.

Okay, so electric and induction just have cooking oil fumes, while gas has gas fumes and cooking oil fumes.  And you think gas is still the winner when it comes to safety?  I’m glad you no longer engineer anything other than stupid comments online.

The interior looks cold and sterile, and the exterior has all the charm of an independent auto repair shop. It actually looks like it’s missing its Mike’s Auto Service sign. 

Who the fuck needs kitchen cabinets that high? You gonna use a ladder 15 times a day? 

This isn’t real? right? tell me its not real! I could design this in Google Sketchup (which is what looks like was used) in like an hour :D

This didn’t disappoint. And I mean, you’re probably not wrong about the Cybertruck but really, this screams crypto bro house. It was going to be epic, bro, but now it’s for sale without having been lived in after he got rug pulled and lost everything.

I didn’t think CT when looking at those pictures.