Ron DeSantis worked as a JAG lawyer at Guantanamo Bay, and claimed at the time that his job was to ensure the camp was abiding by Geneva Conventions and that the prisoners were being treated humanely.

The Dutch!? Let me tell you something about the Dutch. The Dutch make the Flemish look like the Basque. Yeah, I said it!

Plenty of northern liberals are settling in FL as myself and my mother did. FL is not as blood red as you think, and the worst of the old coots are going to die off soon.

Hey buddy! I’ll have you know, thems the Dutch flag colors! And I’ll be damned if I let you claim the red, white, and blue for the French! 

He has time to worry about decorative bridge lighting? Doesn’t this governor have an insurance crisis on his hands and an impending natural (and economic) disaster when that next hurricane hits in a few months?

FREEDUM INNIT FREE

And if you happen to create a rainbow with your garden hose while watering your plants?

Their freedom to take your freedom away.

If you think it’s a productive use of his time (i.e. your dollars) to micro-manage such issues that’s up to you. This kind of thing is common and all about optics and dog whistles. Most people see that pretty clearly.

Up next: attempting to outlaw rainbows after storms pass, or at least to make it illegal to look at or comment upon them.

The more he goes out of his way to pwn the LGBTQ community, the more I think his internet history is nothing but gay porn.

It doesn’t take much grey matter between your ears to come to the conclusion that this is the governor-and-one-time-presidential-candidate’s way of preventing many of the state’s bridges from their traditional presentation of rainbow colors during June’s Pride Month.

Well, the new “don’t say climate change” law bans gas appliance bans and offshore wind turbines and increases the usage of fossil fuels, so he’s “solving” the crisis by ensuring Florida sinks into the sea as fast possible. He’s like the captain of the Titanic, but aiming directly at the centre of the iceberg.

My car insurance went up 40% when I renewed this month. Clean driving record for the last 15 years. Home insurance went up 30% last year, never filed a claim. So glad our governor is addressing the out of control cost of living! No wait, he’s changing bridge colors and banning lab grown meat. 

the far right has made the word “freedom” not mean freedom anymore. 

I’ll be dead and buried afore I drive on a bridge all lit up in the colors of the French flag! You made a powerful enemy today DeSantis. A powerful enemy.

Is everyone else getting tired of these narcissistic, nationalistic, snowflake, fascists?

I am just so relieved and proud of Ron DeSantis for solving literally every single problem Florida has before concentrating on this. Because that’s surely the only explanation for spending even 11 seconds coming up with this brainbuster of an idea.

SO no green? Safely pass on starboard is dead, apparently.

It seems difficult to comprehend someone being offended by the colors of a bridge, and to hide such a clearly hateful mandate behind the auspices of love of country is despicable