I got Gymped when I was in the Army on exercise. Only a small patch on my leg but crikey it hurt. I used gaffer tape to remove the hairs, but didn't get them all.

I remember once as a kid and relieving myself at the side of the road, in the middle of a long car journey, inadvertently brushing my bare ass against some stinging nettles.

A good friend of mine mentioned (on several occasions) that if the world ever started to end, he would head to Australia as fast as possible. He couldn't believe that I thought it was a bad idea.

and they feed on Gelfling.

Also, little known scientific fact; they are baby skeksis

I was imagining a party of adventurers creeping through a dungeon carefully, when a motley crew of skeletons burst through a doorway. One of the party pulls a cover off of a wagon he'd been pulling, revealing several bearded vultures. The skeletons scamper back from whence they came.

You know, they could actually make a pretty cool sequel to Jurassic World based around the next step in dino evolution with giant versions of these guys. That would probably get some good screams.

I don't know. I'd like to hear the bearded vultures' views on the establishment and commercialized music before I concede them the title.

I'm probably one of the biggest "apologists" for the Dark Knight Rises but this ending really comes to mind. I know they didn't ignore the ending per se but it was definitely bamboozling that it went from the above image and these words:

"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me."

The ending of the first movie was beautiful. The sequel render the first one's ending to meaningless.

The second Austin Powers movie. I really liked Elizabeth Hurley's character, and the story was sweet, and it ended on a good note. Next film, throw the whole thing out and go back to being juvenile. Because the first film was not in any way about growing up at all, no not at all.

They threw out EVERYTHING about the first!!!!

I can’t begin to count the number of times I’ve heard this, from men and women, young and old: “I’m not into cars, but I love Top Gear.” If it didn’t serve as a gateway drug for cars, it at least helped the normals understand us enthusiasts a little bit.

Well, might as well get the big one out with X-Men the Last Stand...

Man they're still finding unexplored ordnance from WW *I* every year across France and Belgium.

And Germany just mails back a photo of Dresden.

Would be great if the UK sent Germany a bill for the disposal costs. Lord knows they can afford it.

The Terminator replied, "Polyalloy. It requires programming to take permanent form. Without a CPU, it's harmless." POLY-FUCKING-ALLOY, PEOPLE. The real T-800 is 20 feet in front of me with a glowing eye talking about polyalloy.

Yeah....did you also know that the server who puts in your order.....gets taxed on your food? If you order, eat, then don't tip...everybody gets paid, except your server, who will lose money on your transaction. Is it BS? Undoubtedly yes, but that's how it works.