His eyes lit up. He perked up his head and asked if I was kidding. I told him of course not, and that he should never be ashamed of having something that makes him happy. I let him know that in the game design program at my college, we had problems keeping the programmers on task because all the grown men couldn't…

It's like Behind Closed Ovens for nerds. I love it!

Stop Wasting Fruit!

There's a similar story in my family: my dad brought in our VCR because it wasn't working. He goes to pick it up and the repairman asks him, "Do you have any kids?" The reason he asked is because inside the VCR was a bunch of little plastic toy pizzas (the kind that came with the TMNT Pizza Shooter).

You obviously haven't seen many 2 year olds. I have one of those things and trust me... they can get around.

Omg the last story made me laugh so much LOOL "an older gentleman" haha Pikaaaaa

As ridiculous as it sounds, I can sympathize with credit-card lady. When I was 13 and we got our first computer, a nice and shiny PC running a 386SX (20Mhz I believe, but it's been a while). CDs were pretty new at the time, and an associate of my mothers who was proclaimed as a "computer guy" kept telling me that…

I'm glad you guys liked the story. It's one of the select few experiences I had there that wasn't totally awful. :D

On that last story I have to wonder if it was intentional and the guy was one of those pervs that gets off on people watching him crank one out.

You'll probably get some hate for this, surprisingly. I completely agree though.

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

The Pokemon story warms my heart. That poor kid must've been verbally abused at school or something. Probably by kids who think Nintendo is "immature" because it's not full of guts an swearing.

"Our first-aid kit is just an empty box," Campbell said on Monday.

Speaking of McDonalds, Colin, did you hear that the judge in that lawsuit trying to block the $15 pay raise in Seattle told them to fuck right off?

as a teacher can i just say no to taking the kids outside or putting them in a room with all windows. Dear god i have a hard enough time trying to keep their attention and i'm dealing with college freshmen. There's always one who sits near the window and attempts to day dream. I usually lower the shades before…

And I don't think it's like people are forcing mustard on McDonald's workers.

But McDonald's, like all food establishments, are required to have appropriate first aid available for workers, as well as a process for addressing and reporting workplace injuries. Advising a worker who reports a burn to put mustard on it is…

why is our Queen, THE Queen to Americans?

Have you not been watching Game of Thrones?

She's been dealing with the media for over 60 years, she knows exactly what they wanted and why and that's exactly why she didn't give it to them.