Because, you know....girl cooties. Ew.

Well, I have to say this time does seem different in that both houses of Congress have seen fit to announce that they have zero idea what the fuck he is talking about. That, these days, is a form of progress — that even the GOP members of both the House and Senate felt it was necessary for them to issue joint…

“Everyone else.”

Could Steve Bannon at least have washed his hair this once?

Show him movies with Jimmy Stewart, Cary Grant, Gary Cooper, Gregory Peck, Spencer Tracy, Sidney Poitier, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, and Liam Neeson (I’ll keep thinking of more) in them. Let him know of the honorable war records of many of these men, who were not only famous movie stars, but who served during…

Except there aren’t any coal jobs, soo........

And we also contribute much more to the Federal Treasury than we receive in Federal entitlements.

Remember, after President Obama was elected, the first priority of the GOP was to depress the African-American vote through Voter ID laws, to prevent this sort of thing — a non-white President’s being elected — from happening again.

 Bill Keane had Donald Trump’ number years ago:

I find your take on this oddly comforting

Said the massively unhappy, friendless, divorced man.

Don’t forget to thank all the die-hard Bernie bros, Jill Stein and Gary Johnson voters.....who still maintain that none of this is their fault.

Mess around with the olds, though, man, and they’ve just lost Florida. You do NOT want to piss off the AARP

Well, he is the “President,” after all.

Well, of course he did. Because for every right wing politician, it’s either infidelity and multiple marriages (Giuliani, Gingrich, Bannon, Trump, Reagan) or coming out of the closet. One or the other is bound to happen eventually

And in related Breaking News: the world is flat and Santa Claus is real.

I just love the statue’s name: Fearless Girl.

That’s not what he said is “cute” — he said it was “cute” that the reporter asked him whether he agreed his boss. Because, man, like, what’s he supposed to say?

Well, at least this kid didn’t flinch when the President took him by the shoulders.....

This, I believe, is what Donald Trump refers to as “negotiating” and “the art of the deal” — do what I want and you’ll be rewarded; don’t do what I want and I will destroy you.