Prisoners get “room and board.” It’s not considered “pay.”

“Worked for less.” As in, they were paid at ALL? in what?

OK, yes, I suppose according to the actual definition of the word https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/immigrant:

I do not believe Donald Trump has ever presented a shred of evidence about anything he’s ever said, has he? I’m racking my brain....

Bingo! You win the Lindsey Graham translation prize! Very clever wording on Senator Graham’s part.

He very cleverly didn’t say he was worried about Obama. He knows there wouldn’t have been a FISA warrant if there weren’t sufficient cause, and he knows Obama wouldn’t have wiretapped Trump illegally because nobody thinks Obama would have been that stupid. So if someone wiretapped Trump, Graham knows it’s because…

Best/most worrisome theory being floated now — there was a quid pro quo with the Russians: the Russians agreed to release hacked emails to benefit the Trump campaign if the Trump campaign removed the provision in the GOP Platform that took away the “let’s arm the Ukranians” provision. They did, so they did. That is…

OR.....he knows that he was taped, as part of a FISA court warrant tapping foreign Russian nationals, and the fact that they were taped just happened to also catch a suspiciously large number of Trump Tower folks because of the suspiciously large number of Trump Tower folks who were talking to the Russians that the…

That comes from Trump’s background as a businessman, where you hire lawyers to tell you how you can get around the laws to do what you want. That’s what lawyers are for.

“Congress”? You mean the GOP-controlled-same-party-as-the-President-using-him-to-pass-all-the-policies-they-couldn’t-get-passed-before second branch of government?

Well, except for the whole “Ukranian starvation” thing....

Hey! I have an idea. Let’s just say we’re going to shoot all the illegal immigrants we catch! That should REALLY scare ‘em!

A “typo” is when you know what you’re doing and accidentally make a mistake.

He wears his tie that long because it hides his girth. Since it hangs over his belt and all the way into his crotch, it hides his stomach.

He has the “best words.”

No. One. Is. Still. Talking. About. The. Election. Except. “President” Trump.

Rich people’s kids — like Donald Trump and George Bush II — didn’t get drafted the last time there was a draft. They won’t get drafted this time, either

I used to say that if everyone liked Barack Obama’s speeches during 2008, we should elect Obama’s speechwriter as President.

Also, we also noticed Omarosa next to Trump as well, yes? Because, you know...Black people.

Because she doesn’t actually have a real job, and no one wants her on TV any more, hanging around other people’s meetings and taking photos is probably about all Daddy lets her do.