Mess around with the olds, though, man, and they’ve just lost Florida. You do NOT want to piss off the AARP

Well, he is the “President,” after all.

Let’s encourage them. They can’t do a much worse job than we are currently doing.

Well, of course he did. Because for every right wing politician, it’s either infidelity and multiple marriages (Giuliani, Gingrich, Bannon, Trump, Reagan) or coming out of the closet. One or the other is bound to happen eventually

And in related Breaking News: the world is flat and Santa Claus is real.

I just love the statue’s name: Fearless Girl.

That’s not what he said is “cute” — he said it was “cute” that the reporter asked him whether he agreed his boss. Because, man, like, what’s he supposed to say?

Well, at least this kid didn’t flinch when the President took him by the shoulders.....

This, I believe, is what Donald Trump refers to as “negotiating” and “the art of the deal” — do what I want and you’ll be rewarded; don’t do what I want and I will destroy you.

Prisoners get “room and board.” It’s not considered “pay.”

“Worked for less.” As in, they were paid at ALL? in what?

OK, yes, I suppose according to the actual definition of the word https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/immigrant:

I do not believe Donald Trump has ever presented a shred of evidence about anything he’s ever said, has he? I’m racking my brain....

Bingo! You win the Lindsey Graham translation prize! Very clever wording on Senator Graham’s part.

He very cleverly didn’t say he was worried about Obama. He knows there wouldn’t have been a FISA warrant if there weren’t sufficient cause, and he knows Obama wouldn’t have wiretapped Trump illegally because nobody thinks Obama would have been that stupid. So if someone wiretapped Trump, Graham knows it’s because…

Best/most worrisome theory being floated now — there was a quid pro quo with the Russians: the Russians agreed to release hacked emails to benefit the Trump campaign if the Trump campaign removed the provision in the GOP Platform that took away the “let’s arm the Ukranians” provision. They did, so they did. That is…

OR.....he knows that he was taped, as part of a FISA court warrant tapping foreign Russian nationals, and the fact that they were taped just happened to also catch a suspiciously large number of Trump Tower folks because of the suspiciously large number of Trump Tower folks who were talking to the Russians that the…

That comes from Trump’s background as a businessman, where you hire lawyers to tell you how you can get around the laws to do what you want. That’s what lawyers are for.

“Congress”? You mean the GOP-controlled-same-party-as-the-President-using-him-to-pass-all-the-policies-they-couldn’t-get-passed-before second branch of government?

Well, except for the whole “Ukranian starvation” thing....