Hey! I have an idea. Let’s just say we’re going to shoot all the illegal immigrants we catch! That should REALLY scare ‘em!

A “typo” is when you know what you’re doing and accidentally make a mistake.

He wears his tie that long because it hides his girth. Since it hangs over his belt and all the way into his crotch, it hides his stomach.

He has the “best words.”

No. One. Is. Still. Talking. About. The. Election. Except. “President” Trump.

Rich people’s kids — like Donald Trump and George Bush II — didn’t get drafted the last time there was a draft. They won’t get drafted this time, either

I used to say that if everyone liked Barack Obama’s speeches during 2008, we should elect Obama’s speechwriter as President.

Also, we also noticed Omarosa next to Trump as well, yes? Because, you know...Black people.

Because she doesn’t actually have a real job, and no one wants her on TV any more, hanging around other people’s meetings and taking photos is probably about all Daddy lets her do.

I hope all the Bernie bros, and anyone who voted for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein, are very, very proud of themselves.

And you know this how, exactly?

Someone allegedly heard it behind a closed door. Could be. They did post a photo of the White House elevator.....

Ooooh! If Trump builds the wall will it be all gold and curlicued like his apartment? Please?

https://www.puretalkusa.com/blog/what-is-a-burner-phone/

...and under the heading of “He can dish it out, but he sure can’t take it.....”

And this matter how, exactly? Because the information coming from the administration is so accurate and reliable? This just means the leaks will get worse and both CNN and The New York Times will get all of them.

So... basically force your body to hold in all the stuff it’s trying to push out?

Well, now, to be fair, this is from the perspective of a man who thinks this:

Can we be done with her yet? Why does anyone care what she says anymore? She clearly has no idea what’s actually going on inside the administration.

So... I guess all protestors refuse to tell law enforcement who they are? not carry ID? wear masks?