Also this: Donald Trump spends no time alone.

But...um...they don’t know anything.

Poor Mike Pence. It was bad enough that he was going to have to do all the work. Now he’s going to have to check with Ivanka about everything.

Or, two alternate strategies from the movies:

Nobody “honors” or doesn’t “honor” bonds — they have maturity dates. Until then, third-parties buy and sell them, and the prices paid rise and fall on speculation about the stability of the underlying asset, in this case, the future of the U.S. and its ability to pay.

I actually think the entire world is planning to humor Trump for four years, but not take him seriously, assuming the U.S. will course correct during the mid-term elections, and/or that Trump will be a one-term President.

Re: Demi and Toby, I’d say “You go, girl!” or since he’s pretty lucky, actually, “Way to go, Toby!”

Who else knows? The Pentagon — THE PENTAGON! They’re planning for global warming catastrophes around the world, and the attendant population relocations and demographic dislocations: http://www.defense.gov/News/Article/Article/612710. Don’t the Republicans believe the Pentagon? Aren’t they always praising “our…

Don’t we sort of think that this is, like, not a good thing for the President of the United States to tell all the terrorists in the world, not to mention North Korea, Iraq and the entire espionage structures of Russia and China? “Oh great! We can do whatever we want now because even if the national security apparatus…

Good luck getting rid of the 22nd Amendment....

I think it’s more like this — including the double chin, orange color and tiny hands:

This is when the 22nd Amendment starts to look like a really, really good idea.

And by “read” do you mean his eyes went up and down on the page? Do you actually know that he knew what it said?

That would be Mike Pence: Designated Grown-Up and basically COO of the United States, hired to do all the actual work while Donald Trump does....you know....Trump things.....

So basically, you have to have intelligence to know that you need intelligence.

....and the CNN “source” for this “news” would be....Chris Christie?

Every time I see his picture, this is all I can think of.

This is what comes of Republican women’s obsession with blond hair. Eventually, it looks like this.

Because now Trump only wants to hang out with the “cool kids,” not the second-stringers who used to be the only ones who could tolerate being around him when none of the “cool kids” would give him the time of day: Gingrich (“the smart, awkward geek no one likes”), Giuliani (“the wack job angry kid”), Christie (“the…

I agree. If Pence handles the work, at least he’ll be competent.