Can’t we keep him?

This will probably work until SOMETHING REALLY BAD happens — God forbid. But when it does, and the Trump administration allowed it, you can start the clock on the end of his one, four-year administration.

Do we? Do we feel sorry for her? Because do we really think she’d be touring Harvard Law if Donald Trump were not her father? Doubtful.

Oh, barf.

Move #5 up to #1, then eliminate #3 since “where’s the evidence he ever did this” and you’ve probably got about right what he was actually thinking.

Well, here’s the upside — if the Electoral College threw out the results of the election, maybe we’d see an easier passage of a Constitutional amendment to go to the popular vote...?

I LOVE this whole new Republican Obamacare “repeal and then figure out what to do” policy instead of “repeal and replace.”

“I’m shocked — shocked! — to find that there’s gambling going on in this establishment!”

Oh, let’s all calm down and give the Chinese some credit. They know this guy is a numbnuts. They’re just trying to figure out who they should really be dealing with. As Churchill said: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” Trump just doesn’t recognize yet that he’s the monkey.

Just this, and always this:

“Guys, I can tell you are angry, but wow,” she said. “Hashtag he’s your president. How’s that?” is Kellyanne Conwayese for “Fuck you.” She doesn’t care how they won. He doesn’t care how he won: http://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-willing-to-keep-parts-of-health-law-1478895339: “Asked whether he thought his…

Honest question: Tomi Lahren, Kellyanne Conway, Ann Coulter, Megyn Kelly, Nancy Grace.

Ah....but you missed the semi-disclaimer:

...and the hat.

..or wish they had

..and if they make David Petraeus Secretary of State, criminally convicted of passing along top-secret information to someone with no security clearance because he was having an affair with her, while simultaneously pursuing Hillary Clinton when there’s no proof anyone got anything off her server,…

“perfectly coiffed”? really? how about “blondified so often it’s basically turned to dry straw”?

Why hasn’t anyone called security to escort her out of the store and at this point I’m only halfway through this?

Too soon.

My vote: not sexist. No one, man or woman, should break the fundamental rule of “Don’t make your boss look bad,” or its corollary “Don’t undermine/disagree with your boss in front of others.” That, plus the “I can have any job I want because he needs me” and “We’re thiiiiis close” (there’s no emoji for this gesture),…