Isn’t the tech billionaire motto “forget certifications, let’s break stuff...”

Or is that just on submersibles? 

I feel as though the only way to solve this problem is to show up outside the G/O Media CEO’s office with a stereo playing exclusively Mr. Clean ads.

Nowhere.  That’s the problem.  They know they’ve got the writers and content so we’re pretty much fucked short of ad blockers.

Autoplay videos, pop-up ads, and sponsored posts loading in between actual content just as I am trying to click...all working perfectly.

 It’s also been rumored to be called the “Mach E,” which sounds like someone from Boston asking for “Marky.”

What, you don’t like playing “where on this page is that dialogue coming from?”

Sounds like they just invented a new term for House Servant. Maybe calling them “drones” means you can pay them as contractors, like Uber drivers.

Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

This. IDGAF about the auto play videos, just have them muted by default FFS

I thought tall asses were every 90s guy's dream (per the fashion of the time) 

There’s infrastructure under the road. Previously it was stated that raising the bridge wouldn’t work because inclines and trains don’t get along.

And the standard dry van trailer is 13'6".... Let the carnage continue!

Leave a note pointing it out vs. touching/fiddling.

It wouldn’t be Bill the Butcher, it’d be Bill the Body Quality Lead.

Achilles got busted for all that heel-toe action.

But unions are great and we should never question them!

I only fly First or Business. Even with the lie flat and booze it can be hard to sleep on the flights.

There’s a Lada misinformation happening here...

Quite the saab story.