Must be like the Ford I saw at the Detroit Auto show this past year that very clearly had carbon fiber laid over the aluminum wheels. The carbon looked good and was actually bonded on.  However upon further inspection hid a very chunky aluminum wheel. I believe it was on a Mustang. 

“the box said five horsepower!"

This thread has so much 80's goodness.  I’m getting goosebumps.  Jan Hammer will be happy for the work.  Sadly there will still be nothing for Phillip Michael Thomas.  

Wish I got a $9000 bonus for sitting on my ass doing nothing.

I’ll get my aviators, sport coat and high tops on

Ace Ventura:  Pit Detective inspection crews.

We could have grid persons. Guys and Girls. With as much body oil as Miami has to offer. It worked for the Baywatch movie.

I also demand UZI’s 

Lets get em dancing in cages too

They must use the theme song to Miami Vice (original TV show version) also.

Grid girls and yayo.

Why not, nobody is playing football there. *

Yes :(

In the pantheon of batshit crazy/stupid shit he says, that’s an average Monday for him.

Congratulations, you've invented options backdating. 

Hm. Buy this, go to chevy dealer = profit.

Subcompact hatchbacks turned into sedans always look like shit.

This is exciting.... for the 3 people who will buy it. The rest will just buy Q7s and Q8s. 

24 hours in an enclosed space after downing a bunch of deviled eggs?  The smells...oh god.