This isn't entirely true. There are two buttons available to a McDonald's worker to add extra things, "ADD" and "SUB." Add, well, adds it on top, and then they take off ketchup and mustard with the "NO" button. It also costs more. Sub stands for substitute. If they "SUB" Mac Sauce instead of adding it, it won't cost…

MAKE ME!... I mean... I'm not a stalker!

In case you haven't noticed, Alissa is pretty much here to write about buildings, architecture, cities, and stuff like that.

Still, it's hard not to feel uncomfortable considering that, even though memorializing a page requires the bereaved family members to opt in, it's not really being done with your consent.

Other people have pretty much covered the topic since I posted, but this is a measure of how much pressure you're absorbing through your body. Your body doesn't need a certain amount of time to "experience" the full force. It either is or isn't under that load. In fact, if it was a longer time the impact would be…

If by "bench press" you mean "not get crushed by," and by "not get crushed by" you mean "it wouldn't have enough time to crush me," then yes. You probably could. I don't really get what that has to do with the article though.

If you have 35 grand to catify your house, I think you can afford to have a cleaning service.

This is why I used my crap-I-would-never-care-if-you-got-into-using-this-password and not my secure password with Kickstarter. I like the concept and enjoy backing things, but I never got the feeling it was a super secure website.

I'm a lefty, as is my mom, and we'd both think you're weird if you put the mouth first unless it's necessary, e.g., D:

Not the article I wanted to read 2 weeks before going to Colombia for the first time.

Two major companies offer "unlimited" data and both happen to be the smallest and least profitable carriers. Unfortunately, people only think they want unlimited data, but when it comes down to what they'll pay for they don't vote for it with their wallets.

AT&T has been offering a $100 credit on new lines since the end of January. I'm assuming Amazon is just trying to compete and offering the same, so I doubt it's for upgrades.

I realize that, but I was hoping for something more along the lines of roaming agreements in cellular. You "roam" (provide your TV/Internet/Phone) on our "network" (Fiber) here, we do the same on yours there. Everyone maintains their own stuff, and obviously if A Inc. is providing way more/better coverage than B…

It's not "trying" if I am, and considering you thought I was saying I enjoy TBBT, I'll continue to safely assume your reading comprehension is not very good. Please, don't homeschool.

They were references to things you don't bother to do, basic principles of grammar, showing the lack of thought you put into posts attempting to call me out for how much thought I put into mine. Try to keep up. But seriously, anything else you say will be dismissed and ignored. I really don't care, and haven't cared,…

I wasn't aware Comcast and TWC never overlap. A friend of mine posted this picture in our GroupMe chat, and I very briefly looked at it. I didn't realize the sections touch but don't cover each other. Without TWC and Comcast competing that does make a huge difference.

Enough to use the shift key and ellipses properly. One day I'll teach you, until then run along, son.

You never know. Just because some big-wigs are cozy with the President doesn't mean DOJ will give it the A-OK. I have no doubt AT&T lobbies the hell out of congress, and we see how the T-Mo merger went.

Wow, you care way too much about this issue if you bothered reading my post history. More than I ever will. Sorry my opinions on North Korean police training or a weak link between Orange Herald and the nuclear meltdown didn't especially entertain you. Surprise, they're not supposed to be funny; however, I'm glad they…

Hopefully your son will have better reading comprehension than you. I'd explain the original joke, but then it's a not a joke anymore.