I bet you enjoy The Big Bang Theory too.

Everything about this post is perfect.

1) Don't know who Dave Pell is, but now I do know that he's not funny. At all.

I said basically the same thing and had my comment dismissed, because Diaz.

Some of the stuff where he's standing against the target or shooting behind his back is a little, "off," but the rest seems pretty normal. He's practicing shooting in various positions he may have to shoot from, or with distractions like people grabbing him or throwing flash-bangs. Was this really that hard to figure…

Yeah, I really failed to see more than a very weak link between the two events as well.

...in the traditional soda fountain ratio of 5:1 syrup to soda water.

Nope, just textbook cynic.

You're making (supposedly) $50,000 a day from an app you coded in 3 days and you decide to take it down because people are "overusing it"? Ha, yeah right.

No, he's just trying to get the people who haven't downloaded it to do so. I'd bet he doesn't really take it down, or it comes back soon. The game isn't even really fun, just frustratingly difficult. I just downloaded it to beat my boss' score and piss him off. Mission accomplished. Never played it since.

I either hope English is your third language, or you realize what a "pot calling the kettle black" situation your post is.

I guess hoping for some kind of weaponry was too much. Seems like this would be something that's a lot more fun to do than watch, seeing how it was excruciatingly boring.

I think he secretly has to love the comparisons people come up with on here since he never changes his picture.

Then God said, “Let there be an expanse in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters.” God made the expanse, and separated the waters which were below the expanse from the waters which were above the expanse; and it was so. God called the expanse heaven...

Most likely. The odds of a major terrorist attack seem pretty high, even compared to the already high odds for an international event that would cause massive publicity for the attackers.

Well, there's something I'm glad I'll never see.

Original meme used in an appropriate manner. Well played, sir.

How do you know it's from inside a guys mouth?

I feel your pain. The Millennium I didn't like because the ink globbed up on the page, which meant extra on my hand, but the Bullet was perfect.

If I knew which one it was I would have already. I wasn't that worried about it though. I returned another gift someone bought me from Brookstone, and I had a coupon for $20 off $100, so I think I paid $20 for the thing.